Harry, how many times have you?
Zayn: I don’t want to answer that question.
One Direction giving their kids (boys) the sex talk.
- Harry: Erm........well.........um.....i dont um..... okay well pretty much use protection because i did some stupid things when i was er your age so erm yes.
- Niall: dere comes a time when youre growin up and you become a big 'ol lad and you get urges to touch people. and have...intercourse take it easy on the girl ...just make sure she makes you a sandwich after cos you will work up an apetite. oh and protection always helps too.
- Liam: Every girl is a princess. ONLY DO you know....IT WITH HER IF SHE WANTS TO. Dont forget to tell her how beautiful she is throughout it. be gentle. and BY GOD USE PROTECTION. Ugh...i cant even believe you want to do THAT with an innocent girl i mean SHE HAS A FATHER. good god you're lucky you aren't a girl you wouldn't be leaving the house.
- Zayn: Well..sex is a beautiful thing. It is the meshing of two souls by love making. It is such an indescribable feeling. It is like walking among the bluest ocean on the softest sands with the one you love. Just dont forget to use protection or you'll be walking along the ocean with 2 people you love if you know what i mean aha
- Louis: Well son, you gotta werk this girl. Be a panther in the bed room. please for the love of god dont get an STD so i dont have to drag your ass to the penis doctor ...because they're shady. so make sure you use protection okay. and make sure you give her a massive thank you for dealing with your needle dick
we could be good together: no but you have NO idea how sick i am of this. if you live in the US... →
no but you have NO idea how sick i am of this. if you live in the US you have no say whatsoever. do you have any idea how much we in europe/asia/australia misses out on JUST BECAUSE WE LIVE ON ANOTHER CONTINENT
i get that they can’t all come here. i understand that, believe me. but it fucking…
Preach I live in Canada in Narnia and they never come here. I had to drive 4 hours just to see One D and Chris and the rest never come to Canada and it sucks
one direction’s next video should be “up all night” and they should host a big college-like party and smoke weed and get wasted as fuck and wake up hangover the next day remembering nothing it would be my favorite video ever
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka enjoy a sunny New York stroll with their twins.
I WAS THERE THE SAME TIME AS THEM SAME TIME AS THEM ERWRWYEU
Thanks, DC.: Chris Colfer bookstore appearance dates! →
Glee star Chris Colfer has been on sold-out arena tours before, but come July, he’ll be embarking on a different kind of tour altogether. To promote his upcoming children’s book The Land of Stories (July 17), he’ll be giving book signings across the country, mostly in the…
Why do I have to live in Narnia
is anyone willing to let me live with them and pay for my flight so i can go to any of chris book tour dates
What Louis DM’ed a fan after she called Eleanor an immigrant and telling Obama to deport her
you go glen coco.
i love my sassy queen
youuuu go my sassssssy queen
